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Function
The Energy of Things catalog functions as a promotion and access resource. Through the catalog, consumers can evaluate and determine products, services, and solutions worth investing in and how to efficiently implement them into a self-sustainable energy lifestyle. The information presented is continually revised according to user experiences and submissions by subscribers and staff.
Warning
“Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR.” – Mark Twain, 1884
Disclaimer
The Energy of Things catalog is a work of fiction. No products ordered from within the Energy of Things website will actually be processed or delivered. Names, characters, places, products, services, events, and incidents are a combination of imagination and reality. Please read with chilled beverage and a grain of salt. Sarcasm is intentional, offense should be taken, and all puns intended.
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